Wednesday, June 22, 2011

"J" is for my Junk.

Jenny Matlock

Thank God this week's letter is "J"
It's the perfect letter to let me play
and maybe just maybe pull me from my funk
because I get to write about a favorite subject, my junk.

My junk is quite honestly of a decent size
in fact once you see it, you won't believe your eyes
nobody would ever dare to call my junk small
it literally extends from the bedroom right into the hall.

It really is quite amazing just how much my junk has touched
as a boy I never thought just how many lives it would affect so much
from men, to women, to children, even pets
once it's touched you, my junk is not so easy to forget.

Like anybody else my junk has got bigger as I grew
really quite amazing how much junk I did acrue
at first I could barely fill a room with my junk
now it's all over the house, the garage, and even in my trunk.

Because much like everyone else I can't throw my junk away
you just never know if you'll need that piece of junk someday.

WHAT?!? What did you think this was about??


  1. .Just know that when it comes to junk, you are not alone! :)

  2. I've got plenty of junk. Yikes, with those new hoarder shows, though, I've been weeding a lot out. Don't want my kids to have to call 1-800-Got-Junk the day after I die...

  3. Yeah, well when I read "from the bedroom to the hall" I knew exactly just what junk you were talking about.

  4. I have way too much junk around here. Nice poem.

  5. LOL, I love it. Lord knows I have more junk than I need! My trunk is overflowing and I'm not talking about the type that holds blankets, old memorabilia or sits in the attic or at the end of a bed either!

  6. I have been working hard to get rid of the junk around my house. It's working, slowly :)

  7. I have this theory: most girls are emotionally arrested at age 10; most boys at age 12.

    I'm sure your junk has its own name too.....

    You made me laugh.

  8. Now, isn't this such a clever way to talk about junk! We all have it, but most of the time when I get rid of something I never miss it. There have been a few exceptions.

  9. well, my mind usually is in the gutter, so yeah. I admit it. Till it filled the house. Then I was like, he's pretty humble about the size of his junk. :)

    Great, great job.

  10. LOL, love it.

  11. Junk is a Joy!
    I'm new follower!
    You so clever!

  12. Okay, I'm a perv...although I did start to wonder about 'from the bedroom to the hall'! ha!

    You're a nut!

    Thanks for the funny link this week!

    Happy Weekending to you, clever boy!